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Donald Trump v. Lavar Ball v. Marshawn Lynch v. Every Uppity Negro that Challenges Authority


At the beginning of this week, Donald Trump called out a bunch of people by name for no particular real reason. I swear this man is like a drunk 19 year old girl calling out every man that’s ever done her wrong since middle school. There is no one in this world more petty than our 45th President of the United States. Like, I honestly don’t know whether to be terrified or inspired that the same man that holds this country’s nuclear weapon launch codes also has beef with half of Twitter. It took me a couple days but, here I am blogging about it because that’s just the type of year 2017 has been. Again the list of people he tweeted about on Sunday through Monday was kinda long, so for my own your sanity I have to narrow it down.





Donald Trump found the time in between whatever it is he actually does in the White House besides ruin the lives of any and every minority in this country to send out those lovely gems. Marshawn Lynch caught some heat from conservative media outlets while overseas because he stood for the Mexican national anthem then knelt for America’s anthem cause that's just what a savage does. Lavar Ball’s son, LiAngelo Ball, recently went through a little scandal of his own. He got caught shoplifting with a few of his other UCLA basketball teammates while abroad in China. Donald Trump being Donald Trump claims that he is the sole reason why LiAngelo isn’t in a Chinese prison learning “Please don’t shank me,” in Mandarin. Lavar Ball being Lavar Ball of course downplayed this and said the president really didn’t have anything to do with his sons release. The two have been going back and forth with each other for three days now. Trump called Ball a poor man’s version of Don King which is actually pretty hilarious. I doubt Trump writes his own material though.




 I’m sure the truth falls somewhere in the middle, but whatever the case may be Donald Trump continues to make it overwhelmingly clear that he don’t got no time for us uppity negroes. Along with Lavar Ball and Marshawn Lynch, Donald Trump has also gone after Colin Kaepernick, Jemele Hill, Stephen Curry, Lebron James, and etc. for the protests against police brutality happening across the NFL and just in general comments that have been made against him by these prominent black sports figures. Emphasis on the black because I don’t remember him saying much about the NFL team owners, Golden State Warriors Head Coach, Steve Kerr, or even Eminem who basically called for the man’s execution in a cypher he performed at the BET Hip Hop Awards. 




Do we all need to brush up on our knowledge of the 1st Amendment because last I checked this was all outlined pretty clear. I’m sure Donald Trump is operating at a 1st grade US History level but as for the rest of us y’all understand it’s out constitutional right to protest? It’s 100% protected free speech and firing an employee that chooses to exercise this is not only illegal but unconstitutional and dare I say, unpatriotic... Totally cool if you didn’t know cause now you do. If you still don't get it I'm sure Donald Trump will give me yet another reason to write about it, AGAIN, in a future post.


At this point I just wish Donald would give us the same grace he offers to Neo-Nazi’s and Klansman. Remember, those are “very fine people,” while we’re SOB’s. He’s also defended the alleged child molester, Roy Moore. Trump has tweeted out his support of the senator amid all of this. Again, this isn’t the first time he’s sided with the deplorable because hello, Nazis. Dear God, only 4-8 more months years of this bs...






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