Bearded Men Have Formally Authorized the Resurrection of Shea Moisture

Earlier this year, in April, Shea Moisture received backlash for a pretty controversial commercial. If you click on the link and watch you'll see that the brand who was once known for being a go-to for black women was missing a whole lot of melanin. Critics say that the Shea Moisture was forgetting those who made them what they were in favor of appeasing white women. Others noticed that certain products didn't work as well in their hair anymore due to the company changing its hair formulas again to benefit those with looser hair textures, non-problematic hair types and etc.

I supported this boycott 100% at first but not just because of the commercial. Shea Moisture has a bit of a history with these sort of mishaps that alone I don't believe are a big deal but altogether shows a pretty clear pattern. At the end of the day, they do have every right to expand their brand. They've also been extremely apologetic so as long as their cautious about not alienating their base I think we have bigger fish to fry in terms of social justice. There was a "white lives matter" protest this past weekend sooooooooooooo, moving on!

Last night, Shea Moisture blessed my timeline last night with a 30-second advertisement, launching their men's beard line just in time for No Shave November. Who would have thought that the key to my forgiveness was a fresh line up and beard trim?

Honestly, I was never really that committed anyways. My whole thing is aren't boycotts eventually supposed to end? There really has to be some sort of expiration date on our collective rage. Clearly, the marketing team was thinking about us when they hired all of those fine ass pieces of chocolate for this commercial. They quite literally sent us the "Hey, big head," text. I'm just saying, let's forgive and not forget. Next time they slip up I promise my curl smoothies and style milks are going in the trash. Until then let's just enjoy this...

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Gabby Douglas: I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU! WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!!

It is with a heavy heart that on this day, November 18th, 2017, I hereby order the official cancellation of Gabby Douglas. Around 5 o’clock on November 17th, Gabby apparently lost her goddamn mind and sent out an ignorant ass tweet in response to her former teammate Aly Raisman’s #MeToo. Aly recently opened up about how she had been sexually assaulted for years by a team doctor. While many praised Aly Raisman for her bravery, her teammate for whatever reason felt the need to throw in her two cents stating via tweet, “it is our responsibility as women to dress modestly and be classy. Dressing in a provocative/sexual way entices the wrong crowd.” I could scream. I’m not going to go in on what she said. In previous blog posts I’ve made it very clear about what it is exactly I think about women, and just people in general, who choose to place blame on victims. I will say however that Gabby’s statement seems to be a default for just too many people. I shouldn’...

Radicalized Alt-Right Terrorist Kills 17 People in the 18th School Shooting of 2018

MAGA Supporter and Alt-Right Domestic Terrorist, Nikolas Cruz, shot and killed 17 people this past Wednesday at a Parkland, Florida high school. The 19-year-old who had been expelled from Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School for his past violence and disciplinary issues returned to said school with an AR-15, a semi-automatic rifle, and apparently weapon of choice among mass murderers of his kind. The AR-15 was used in almost all of the deadliest mass shootings in the United States, including but not limited to Las Vegas, Aurora, San Bernardino, Orlando/Pulse Nightclub, and Sandy Hook. Investigators believed he pulled the fire alarm in order to draw people out of classrooms before opening fire on students and faculty. Cruz had been kicked out of two private schools and had been held back twice. His social media presence can only be described as really disturbing and super suspect. Cruz was an avid Donald Trump supporter who posted a variety of gun and violence rela...

Kylie Jenner is a Culture Vulture, but I Ain’t Mad At It

First off, there are WAY more important things going on like Net Neutrality, the GOP tax reform, the new, new (new) Muslim Ban, and etc. that you all should go read up on, but since you’re already here let’s talk about my least favorite Kardashian, Kylie Jenner. Kylie Cosmetics is set to debut a brand new line of concealers that feature 30 diverse and inclusive shades. They will be released on December 13th along with her bullet lipsticks that I'm not gonna buy. Any one of my family members, college roommates, or best friends will tell you that I LOVE makeup, so I have to admit when I first saw the picture I was impressed. Kylie Jenner still can’t collect my coins because at the end of the day she’s gotten it wrong so many other times. She is the literal definition of a culture vulture, but so is Drake. As a WOC, I quite simply cannot, but good for her for showing us brown skinned queens some love. Since the Kardashian/Jenner Klan can’t breathe or ...

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