Rush Hour 4 is Happening, Sort of, Kind of...

Jackie Chan confirmed last night on The Cruz Show that Rush Hour 4 is happening! According to the actor, they’ve been turning down scripts for the last 7 years and they’ve finally found one that they’re willing to roll with. The news, however, comes with a catch that Chris Ticker must agree.

Now I don’t ask for much but I NEED this to happen. The Culture NEEDS this to happen. I’ve heard rumors in the past that the only reason there already isn’t a Rush Hour 4, 5, and 6 is because Chris Tucker didn’t want to keep making them for what reason idk. The Rush Hours were a super successful trilogy. The first grossed nearly 141 million domestically, the second 226 million, and the third 137 million.

Mr. Chris Tucker please do us negros a solid and say yes if not to just give us all some closure. It’s more than fair to say a fourth installation would make you a ridiculous amount of money. I want to give you what little money I do have for an hour and thirty minutes of bliss from my miserable ass life. Do it for Carter!

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