Melania Trump vs Ivana Trump: Will the Real First Lady Please Standup

During her interview with Good Morning America, Ivana Trump referred to herself as the "first Trump wife," therefore, the real ~~Slim Shady~~ First Lady, and I’m totally here for the shade. Melania’s office was quick to clapback calling it “attention seeking and self-serving noise.” Oh, this tea is just piping hot today sis.

Ivana was asked if she regularly communicates with our Orange in Chief, Donald Trump. She said that she only talks to him every 2 weeks because she doesn’t want to make Melania jealous. Her exact quote was, “I’m basically first Trump wife. I’m First Lady.” Melania's spokeswoman, Stephanie Grisham response was, "Mrs. Trump has made the White House a home for Baron and the President. She loves living in Washington DC and is honored by her role as First Lady of the United States. She plans to use her title and role to help children, not sell books. There is clearly no substance to this statement from an ex.." You need some ice for that first-degree burn, Ivana?

This is Donald Trump they're arguing over. The man that Melania Trump refused to move in with until about six months into his term costing us taxpayers A LOT of money. The man has just as much sex appeal as the dead, Cheetos dusted animal that's glued to the top of his head. The political landscape nowadays is literally a reality TV show. I feel like I’m watching the Real Housewives of Slovakia, ~~but then again I'm really not complaining~~.

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